What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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One less drunk.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!