What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Elron Hubbard

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

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Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.