If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
Because your mom was on the other side..
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
She wiped her arse.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Its the 5/7 day of the week
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
A towel full of loads
To feed her nightmare.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
