What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4