What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.