Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Sununday.

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SaTURDay

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

What pets think about their owners?

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.