What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.