Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.