What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Bruce Wayne Jokes More Bruce Wayne Jokes

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.