A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
It pokes holes in condoms.
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Christian Kale
Because of his cowlick.