What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!