What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What do you call a bee in a space rocket?

bracket

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable