I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
apple juice
Because I ran her over in the street.
Not Apple Jacks
A cannibal
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
