Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.