What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars