Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military