What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon