I still find you dashing"
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A greydient
A jet propelled elephant !
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Grayscale
The tusk fairy !
The elephantom of the opera !
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
An electric elephant !
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
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To flick through it as fast as possible.
An elephant with an umbrella !
A get wellephant !
A hand-me-down.
An alligator.
With a culator
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Proper-Tea
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because they work.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
They're both myths.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
