Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.