What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.