What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !