What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.