What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Columbus.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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A Tolkien Ring network.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !