What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.