How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

League Jokes More League Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.