How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering