Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.