Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.