What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries