What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease