It didn't hit the car's windshield.
To fry the chicken.
It was stuck to the chicken.
A bird that talks in morse code !
Because chicken came to his side.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Bang! (!)
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.