Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.