What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.