Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !