Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.