What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."