Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep