Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.