What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!