What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...