What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.