What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.