What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."