Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.