What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"