What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.