What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.