A wooly jumper!
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A woolly jumper.
A Marsupial
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
A Kangacrew
A WOOLY JUMPER :)
Because all the kids have to play in side.
Big holes all over Australia!
Baby kangaroos.
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
They both can't ride a bike.
A kangamoo!
Help! My pocket's been picked!
A mars-upial
Big holes all over Australia !
Because a house can't jump.
A:('A jump rope')"
It had muscles.
A PANDAwan learner.
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
Because it was a kangaroo court.
I dunno I just fly the drone.....
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
It was a wannabe wallaby!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
Dairy air
A thief....
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!