What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang