What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.