What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*