How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.