What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.