What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.