Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!