Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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