Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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