Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.