Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.