Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.