Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.