Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.