What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.