Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.