Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.