Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.