Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels