What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.