What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.