Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.