Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.