What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife