What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !