Barn Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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I am not a crook!"

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!